The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Last Dead Mouse lyrics

Step right up, Gather round, Greatest salesman in town Selling something Seldom sold Step up, step up, step up behold Dead mice for sale, They're going fast Like hell Last dead mouse don't be shy, There's never been a better time to buy Last dead mouse but I'll get more I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please You've got to be crazy with prices like these No overhead so I can keep down the cost I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss I believe in my product, I love what I sell Last dead mouse that's why I yell Step right up ladies and gents Last dead mouse costs fifty cents It's a steal at any price Going once, going once, going once, going twice Half a buck, last in stock Be the first one on your block No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed Last dead mouse but I'll get more I'm a bussinessman and an entrepreneur Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please You've got to be crazy with prices like these No overhead so I can keep down the cost I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss I believe in my product, I love what I sell Last dead mouse that's why I yell Nice and easy now, Nice and easy now, Nice and easy now Last dead mouse, Last dead mouse