The Midnight Beast - Lez Be Friends lyrics

If a girl wont come round (She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (You must be a lesbian) I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine I'm gonna have s** with them all, if you know what I mean It's like a sweet sixteen, but the girls are eighteen And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine Submarines are fun he he he he heee I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm But before I can start I hear a rape alarm It's going (woop woop) I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding From the (woop woop) I can't work out why the girls are screaming I'm the best looking boy in the world Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls I still hear the (woop woop) Maybe if I let her she would (woop) me with a (woop woop) I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me I'm the best looking boy in sight, No, hang on... I bet you like b**bies right? If a girl wont come round (She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (Ohh, You must be a lesbian) If a girl wont kiss (She's taking a piss) Or get down with this (I can't believe it) If she doesn't fancy me (wayoo) She must bat for the other team She's a lesbian. Take two, it's my rapping debut I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue I'm like a fire truck What? Full of muscly guys? I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size Ohh... And then I see her, and I start feeling sick I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (boing) I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face? She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace It's going I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding From the I can't work out why the girl is screaming I'm the best looking boy in the world Ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls I still feel the Maybe she could me up my with a I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me I'm the best looking boy in sight, Holy smokes, I bet she likes b**bies right? If a girl wont come round (She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (She must be a lesbian!) If a girl wont kiss (She's taking a piss) Or get down with this (I can't believe it) If she don't give me the eye. (wayohh) She must drive on the other side. She's a lesbian. That girl must be a lesbian. T-t-that girl must be a lesbian. T-t-that girl must be a lesbian. T-t-that girl must be a lesbian. She's a lesbian. I-I-It's your birthday! You go girl. What's your name!? I like your... shoes. We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls. They are two girls, let's talk to the girls. How are you? What's your name? I tried to talk, but I just came, in my pants. I am sad. Chatting up to girls is really rad. If a girl wont come round... (She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down... (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me... (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (Uhh, you're a lesbian.) If a girl can act, (She must be a thespian.) Is that right? Yeah! (She must be a thespian.) If she doesn't fancy me. (wayhoo) She must bat for the other team. She's a lesbian. That girl, she must be a lesbian. (She's a lesbian.) That girl, she must be a lesbian. (She's a lesbian!) That girl, she must be a lesbian. (Lesbiannn.) That girl, she must- (Yeah!) She's a lesbian. Les-les-lesbian. She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian. She's a lesbian. Les-les-lesbian. She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian. She's a lesbian.