The Midnight Beast - I Kicked A Shark In The Face lyrics

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The Midnight Beast - I Kicked A Shark In The Face lyrics

We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London We're not unsigned because we're sh**, we're unsigned because corporation's s** And because we're sh** Shut up Ash Mum, your little boys flown from the nest Moved in with his best boyfriends We're the best To a very big mansion of a crib No more nappies, no more bibs What? Nothing Errr, We got our own fridge The wide worlds very, very mean But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see! Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder There's a shark standing there and he looks much older He's like 'RAR RAR RAR' I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?' He looks back and he's like 'RAR RAR RAR' I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?' Then I kicked the shark in the face He kicked the shark in the face Then I kicked the shark in the face His face was a total disgrace Humans are better You can't punch me with a flipper I kicked the shark in the face He kicked the shark in the face I'm sitting on my arse playing Xbox games Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name I'm like 'Yo, what you want mother f**er' He's like 'Yo, y-y-you mother f**er' What happened next? I'm getting to that Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat I look left look right but there's no one around Then a bear TA TAckles me to the ground He's like 'RAR RAR RAR' Then I get up and I'm like 'What the f**?' He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR' I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the f**? W-w-w-what the f**?' Then I hit the bear in the balls He hit the bear in the balls Take one for the team to the balls Should have protected his balls Go cry to ya' mamma A bear couldn't cook cabada I hit the bear in the balls He hit the bear in the balls Swim with a school of fish Hunt with a pack of wolves The only thing I know is I love animals We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us I love animals We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us Then I kicked the shark in the face Humans are weirder 'Cause we'll have you later for dinner Unless you're vegetarian And that's okay, being vegetarian's fine with me