The Midnight Beast - Booty Call lyrics

I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine Mum said lights off but they're still on at half nine There's nothing gay bout doing nails and doing hair There's nothing gay bout three boys playing truth or dare That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs To my surprise it was my phone instead Dru makes an interception, Grabs my phone out my hand, "Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast, You're ruining our plans" B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y It's three over average girls Calling three under average guys We're f**ed up and we're ready to play We wanna do things we'll regret the next day HEY NO! I wanna play cluedo with my bro's NO! I wanna paint rainbows on my toes NO! I don't wanna ho, I want a comforting look When Noah kisses Allie in The Notebook BOOTY, BOOTY It's just a booty call BOOTY, BOOTY Even if you're boo-tee-full HEY, HEY It's just a booty call HEY, HEY Now my phones on silent They still call on private number I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber Party, I'm in my dressing gownie While Ashley's making brownies Dru is in the back room playing twister on his own HELL YEAH We're wearing our Jim-Jams HELL YEAH We're playing a flute HELL YEAH We're showing our sizes The f**ing surprise is That yours hasn't grown... And then I hear my phone B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y It's three over average girls Calling three under average guys We're f**ed up and we're ready to play We wanna do things we'll regret the next day B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y It's three over confident Stereotypical cheerleader types We're f**ed up and we wanna have fun You could be the boys we regret when we're done HEY NO! I wanna play sleeping lions NO! I'm busy defending Zion NO! There's no point in calling 'cause I'll never respond The boys and me are getting tits from legally blonde BOOTY, BOOTY It's just a booty call BOOTY, BOOTY Even if you're boo-tee-full HEY, HEY It's just a booty call HEY, HEY I'm not a booty call; I'm just a normal boy I want to stay at home and play with all my toys We are three boys Not looking for three girls My ring tones like a missile Bringing war to my world Cheese strings, party rings Are my favorite things Marshmallow with hot chocolate b**h we're living like kings NO! I wanna have cheese pepperoni NO! I wanna play my little pony NO! I don't wanna ho, I want a chocolate fountain Whilst we snuggle up to watch Brokeback Mountain BOOTY, BOOTY It's just a booty call BOOTY, BOOTY Even if you're boo-tee-full HEY, HEY It's just a booty call HEY, HEY BOOTY, BOOTY It's just a booty call BOOTY, BOOTY Even if you're boo-tee-full HEY, HEY It's just a booty call HEY, HEY