The Midnight Beast - Big Boys lyrics

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The Midnight Beast - Big Boys lyrics

We wrote a parody of a well-known track And dicked around filming in my parents' flat Then put it on a well-known video site And we got a million views in a night Wasn't it a billion? I thought it was a trillion. What the hell? Let's call it a squillion! If you haven't heard of us then wake up! We're the Midnight Beast We like to say "f**" Toured the UK and sold out some shows Even though we didn't think anybody would go Then Channel 4 asked if we'd come in for a chat And knocked us all out with a baseball bat We woke up surrounded by staff Telling us we're funny and "You make us laugh!" They pleaded and begged to make a beast show Telling us they'd give us everything But we said.... SURE Big boys Yeah, we're big boys We're much bigger than small boys 'Cause we're big boys Living in a big-boy world, a big-boy world, a big-boy world We just moved out To our very own flat on Channel 4 In our very own show on Channel 4 Then they explained we weren't good enough for Channel 4 But we'd be on the subsidiary of Channel 4 E4! Wooh! It's our new home! But Made in Chelsea s**s! Hey leave it alone! We're not bregging but our show's the greatest show ever made So thanks E4 for this lemonade Big boys Yeah, we're big boys We're much bigger than small boys 'Cause we're big boys Living in a big-boy world, a big-boy world, a big-boy world (We just moved out)