The Midnight Beast - The Main One lyrics

If music be the food of love, I'm Gordon f**ing Ramsey Leading it like Gandhi... I'm the Beano... you're the Dandy If you're bronze and silver... I'm the gold, gonna wish your Dad used a marigold Listen to what you're told 'cause you might learn summin'... I Matt Damon it like Good Will Hunting Charizard shiny... I'm quite rare Not big headed though it's just my hair If I went solo, I'd pity you fools Left hanging like a pair of testicles I am the ball sack More meat than a rib rack I'm a needle in a haystack Unique, me more than a junkie... needs crack Or more than Santa needs his sack I am the leader they're just the pack They're just the starter, I'm the main course Without me you're chips, with no sauce Luke Skywalker with no force A cowboy without his horse This band revolves around me Why can't you buckin' see that I'm the main one ('cause of the way that I dress) The main one ('cause I look good in a vest) The main one ('cause I can do Arabesque) The main one... The main one Hi there, we're The Midnight Beast And I'm Dru from The Midnight Beast I'm the oldest in The Midnight Beast So I'M the main one in The Midnight Beast I was born first And I grew pubes first I could shave and grow another beard By the time I finish this verse (he's hairy!) Like lightning... I'm scary Strong as a bear, but sweet like a fairy Go through life, like I don't have a care-y Allergic to Gluten... but not Dairy Do you still not get my case? Got more GaGa than Poker Face I got the balls that you can't replace So make some f**ing space 'cuz I'm the main one ('cause of the 'fro in my hat) The main one ('cause of the eyebrows and that) The main one ('cause I'm a necrophiliac... what?) The main one... The main one Save the best till last You're economy... I'm first cla** You guys are dated like YOLO So I'm out Han Solo I bring the ahhh I bring the ohh I bring the scat-ba-dap-bap-ba-doo So you basically don't bring anything... I DO!... Let me put it simply, 'imma tell you THE GUNS THE MOVES CHECK OUT MY PACKAGE CHORIZO SAUSAGE LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS I'M COMING THRU I'M ON A MISSION TO IMPREGNATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU I'm the main one ('cause without me you're sh**) The main one (well your mum's got a dick) The main one (f** you both then I quit) The main one... The main one This bands the only band in the world that has three main ones... We're all as good as each other there could never be a main one... ...I'm the main one. Flag as inappropriate