The Midnight Beast - Sextape lyrics

Sextape (Hoe Hey) Spend a night in Paris Do it in a yaris s** a penis really sh**ty To get some publicity If you wanna be a star Then unhook your frickin bra The public won't care who you are Until you pant on camera Spread it like a virus Then maybe somebody will come n hire us Baby we should make a s**tape It's how you get famous Act a little heinous Finger in the an*s Put it in a s**tape s**in' on my wotsit Daddy shouldn't watch it I could play the boyfriend n' You could play my HOE... (Hey [x3]) You could play my HOE (Hey [x3]) Time for the Kim Kardashian The Pamela Anderson On a pedalo in Ibiza Costa Rica with Tulisa On a boat with Tommy Lee In a bed with Mini Me I swear your mother will agree That it pays a decent fee Spread that p**no like it's herpes It's the only way to work into your thirties Baby we should make a s**tape You'll be going viral Not that kind of viral Entering vaginal Put it in a s**tape Next it will be Miley Probability highly I could play the boyfriend n' You could play my HOE... (Hey [x3]) You could play my HOE (Hey [x3]) Assume a position, n screw a musician Film with an actor, bent over a tractor Seduce a producer, with implant bazookas Now that you're known, for screaming and moaning in Sextapes, schoolgirl in detention Oiling up your engine, paying off your pension Put it in a s**tape, you could buy a penthouse Centrefold of penthouse, I could play the boyfriend When we make a s**tape Famos on computers, beaming down the routers, getting out your hooters Put it in a s**tape Stick it up on redtube, cheeky bit of side b**b I could play the boyfriend You could play my HOE... (Hey [x3]) You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])