The Midnight Beast - Friends For Never lyrics

One day were friends forever, Next day were friends for never. You say (You say) Were best friends forever I say, He say till the end. Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake You're the icing you'd be the sponge When we're together we become... A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time Quite substantial, gla** of wine A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion. Digest this factual piece of evidence I'm your bu*ter you're my toast The gravy on my Sunday roast I'm not a fan of your roasts. What do you mean, You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts, I don't know what to say Then you should shut your mouth. One day were friends forever Go take some singing lessons What was that? Nothing twat. You're a prick Eat my sh** No thank you, It wouldn't be nice. Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?) Quite worn out, yet still quite fit Quite nice arse great pair of tits Well that's not relevant. Isn't it? You're full of sh** and that's quite relevant Is it? I'm going to have a think. Will you tell me what you think of? ...No (Enter) One day we're friends, The next we're not It's so confusing the why's and what (what) The hell I thought that we were friends just now. Then I remember we had a row (Oh yeah). We're like brad pitt and angela But we don't have a child from Cambodia (Uh uh) I'm sick and tired of us having no fun Stop being p**ys and go and work your Problems out son cuz I'm done. One day were born together (One day were born) Next day it's stormy weather (Next day were torn) Who say? - You say? We're not friends I say - He say f** you bender One day I am your blood brother Next day it's f** your mother No offence, tell you mum I think she's quite nice, That paticular dig was directed at you, And not your mother. My mother use to have a nice smile on her face till, Dad went out to get more milk. He never did come back.