The Midnight Beast - We Won't Remember Christmas lyrics

(feat. Brett Domino) Vodka, gin, Bacardi And a half a bag of wine Something out of date I’ve never tasted in my life So Santa let yourself in, we’ll be on the kitchen floor We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure Mum, dad, aunt and uncle N’ some guy I’ve never met Are singing songs I’ve never heard From a worn out tape casette And we’ll know we woke the neighbours, when we hear ‘em at the door We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure My uncle thinks he’s Jimmy Carr And laughs at his own jokes My cousin bought his stash along And mum just took a toke Now Grandad’s dropping f-bombs, he thinks he’s still at war We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure Grandma got the munchies, so she went for a kebab My brother puked his guts up, so we had to call him a cab I bet that next December, our heads’ll still be sore We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure Dad promised he’d make breakfast, but woke up after one I’ve smiled so much at presents that my face is going numb We said we’d watch the Queen’s speech but shrek’s on channel 4 We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure The carollers are singing, they're obviously trying their best But our hangover’s are stinging so we tell ‘em to give it a rest N’ just like last December, and the one we had before We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure Vodka, gin, bacardi And a half a bag of wine We’re trade the Christmas trimmings, for a party anytime N’ we don’t want nothin’ fancy, just a shoulder for support We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure So Santa let yourself in, we’ll be on the kitchen floor We won’t remember Christmas that’s for sure