The Midnight Beast - Tik Tok lyrics

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse (Hey, what up girl?) Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud (lets go) Cuz I don't care who I piss off yeah I'm a real big sinner Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner Talking odd socks on my toes, toes Taking off all my clothes, clothes Feeling overexposed, So I put back all of my clothes (put them back on) Flush before I wee, wee Get arrested daily-ly Trying to get a peak of some titties I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum and dad Pucker up kiss my bu*t Cuz I'm bloody f**ing nuts Hear the base, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum and dad Pucker up kiss a knot Cuz it sells to be a s*ut Hear the base, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10 Goodnight sweety, sleep well! Shut up mum I'm on msn! Now the girls are lining up because were p**y sailin But we punch em in the mouth if they're not sarah palin Talkin bout doin things well regret-gret Menthal cigarette-rette bu*t plugs in his pet whoa! Whoa! Text sen on my Samsung, Not telling dad mum rung, rung Have s** with Alexa Chung By telling her I'm well hung (I'm quite well hung) I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum and dad Pucker up kiss my but Cuz I'm bloody f**ing nuts Hear the base, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum and dad Pucker up kiss a knot Cuz it sells to be a s*ut Hear the base, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh This is the part where the rap breaks down This is the part where the drums go pow This is the part where your balls sag down This is the part where your pants go brown This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that he's had a whole f**ing family with some Spanish b**h and he doesn't even know your name anymore. Shut the f** up! *Cries* I'm sorry I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum and dad Pucker up kiss my bu*t Cuz I'm bloody f**ing nuts Hear the base, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a knot Cuz it sells to be a s*ut Hear the base, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh Just dance! Bad romance! Now lets copy poker face like Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh