The Merry Wives Of Windsor - The Cockerel Song lyrics

Some folks have a p**y, a bunny or a b**h, Some folks have a little a**, with fleas that make them itch. But me, I raise chickens, and I've a favorite one, He's Dick, my little co*kerel, but I don't know where he's gone. Has anybody seen my co*k, my big Westchester red? He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue and purple 'round his head. He stands straight up in the morning, and gives me quite a shock. Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my co*k? He's a plucky little fellow, he'll stand straight up for me, He'll raise his head again and again, it fills my heart with glee. He wakes me every morning with his co*k-a-doodle-doo, Now that he's gone, I miss him, and my coop is feeling blue. Has anybody seen my co*k, my big Westchester red? He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue and purple 'round his head. He stands straight up in the morning, and gives me quite a shock. Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my co*k? His two enormous wattles hang proudly down below, His beak curves just exactly right, the best you'll ever know. He crows just in the perfect spot, and he always hits the 'G,' Though he struts around the chicken coop, he always comes with me. Has anybody seen my co*k, my big Westchester red? He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue and purple 'round his head. He stands straight up in the morning, and gives me quite a shock. Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my co*k? I peeked inside a chicken coop, and there I chanced to see, A dozen co*ks lined in a row, all waiting there for me. And now I've got a different co*k for each day of the week, If Dick would only come back home, my life would be complete. Has anybody seen my co*k, my big Westchester red? He's mostly pink, with a little bit of blue and purple 'round his head. He stands straight up in the morning, and gives me quite a shock. Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my co*k? Has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my co*k?