The Merry Wives Of Windsor - Drink Another Round lyrics

So drink, another round, ladies Drink, another round If you're choosin' to be boozin' It can turn your life around So drink (let's drink!) another round Farmer Harry's field is dry as a bone He just couldn't make it work all on his own He poured a pint into the sod And he poked it with his rod And now that crop is organically grown! So drink (let's drink!) another round, ladies Drink, (let's drink!) another round If you're choosin' to be boozin' It can turn your life around So drink (let's drink!) another round Now me fater he drank only water And he never could talk to me mater 'Til he poured them both a beer Then he grabbed her on the rear And that's how I was born me father's daughter So drink (let's drink!) another round, ladies Drink, (let's drink!) another round If you're choosin' to be boozin' It can turn your life around So drink (let's drink!) another round I met a lady down in London town She wanted a sweet babe to call her own Well her husband he said no So she got him bloody stoned And now a parcel of children run their home. So drink (let's drink!) another round, ladies Drink, (let's drink!) another round If you're choosin' to be boozin' It can turn your life around So drink (let's drink!) another round A mighty ship was lost in a gale The one survivor had only ale Mermaids found him where he crashed And they all got bloody smashed Now that sailor gets plenty of tail So drink (let's drink!) another round, ladies Drink, (let's drink!) another round If you're choosin' to be boozin' It can turn your life around So drink (let's drink!) another round Now a la** for an altar boy was lustin' But the lad was chaste and wasn't givin' nothin' Well first she pops the holy cork And she grabbed his holy pork And now each other's cherries they are bustin' So drink (let's drink!) another round, ladies Drink, (let's drink!) another round If you're choosin' to be boozin' It can turn your life around So drink (let's drink!) another round So drink (let's drink!) another round, ladies Drink, (let's drink!) another round If you're choosin' to be boozin' It can turn your life around So drink (let's drink!) another round