The Mendoza Line - The Queen of England lyrics

So, you thought you were in love Just 'cause I bought you pancakes Call it an honest mistake But for God's sake don't call it love So, you thought you were turned on Just 'cause I got you wasted And you over-appraised it When you told your friend you were in love And you recognize, of course That all this is just a sham And I'm not an artist That's no one's idea of a man You were a little engine that might Might all these little things right But if I don't see you tonight Say hi to the Queen of England So you thought we should've stayed friends But I didn't think so But you wouldn't take no for an answer You kept on asking why So I said I wanted you But I didn't mean it I just liked to see if I could say those things And look you in the eye And you recognize, of course That all this is just a sham He's not an artist And I'm no one's idea of a man You were a little engine that could Make all these awful things good But you never said you would Help out the Queen of England You recognize, of course That all this is just for laughs 'Cause I've been his lover And he don't really talk like that You were the little engine that cracked That isn't blood on the tracks Should you want your innocence back Go ask the Queen of England Should you want your innocence back Go ask the Queen of England