The Mendoza Line - I'm That! lyrics

I ask you 'cause you're a friend I'm lonely to no end Don't you have someone for me? If there's something he doesn't have My life is up for grabs And I won't say no anymore Tell him to hold the thought of me Whatever he wants me to be, I'm that I've been a teacher, I've answered phones before You know I speak clear, and I've hardly broken the law Tell him that I've been to school But I don't mind playing the fool And I can play any role for him If he'd just hold the thought of me Whatever he wants me to be, I'm that