The Matches - The Jack Slap Cheer lyrics

Conversations with my bathroom mirror are never the same as when you're standing here I'm chickensh** out on a brave frontier, that teenage wasteland so begins the Jack Slap Cheer Your mom ain?t home she's out stripping for your education Your dad's out marching for the NRA I'm so damn bored I'm crawling out of my skin The devil's got more room to play This town gets so boring (na na na na na na na na na) when you're not scoring (na na na na na na na na na) It gets so boring and you live right up the street 16 summers, let's make one complete We're all Jack Slaps here Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears All lost on the same frontier so face the facts and sing the Cheer 1,2,3,4 Your dad stepped out He's .09 and on the highway *singing along with the Rolling Stones I can't get no satisfaction damn, ain't that true* Bring me home, don't send me home This town gets so boring (na na na na na na na na na) When you're not scoring (na na na na na na na na na) It gets so boring and you live right up the street 16 summers, let's make one complete This town gets so boring (na na na na na na na na na) When you?re not scoring (na na na na na na na na na) This town get so boring (na na na na na na na na na) When you?re not scoring (na na na na na na na na na) This town gets so boring (na na na na na na na na na) (Were all jack slaps here) When you?re not scoring (na na na na na na na na na) (Jack slaps with jack slap fear) This town gets so boring (na na na na na na na na na) (Were lost on the same frountier) When you?re not scoring Face the facts, Same Sphere This town gets so boring (na na na na na na na na na) When you?re not scoring (na na na na na na na na na) It gets so boring and you live right up the street 16 summers, lets make one complete... [* these lines are from CD cover, but actually it sounds like: "the speaker's blown but he still sings along (sings along) just trying to get some, some satisfaction"]