The Maddest Hacker - How to rob an industry Venture Capitalist lyrics

[Intro: The Maddest Hacker] This song is dedicated to Aaron Swartz A visionary ahead of his time who died Because of this f**ed up industry (hacker news. i'm posting this to hacker news) [Verse 1: The Maddest Hacker] And yo the bottom line is, i'm a hacker with no deal If you don't sign those papers, i'll rob and steal You better recognize VCs, i got the drive to succeed As you sit back and watch your portfolio bleed Rob Jessica, Paul you want to see her again? Get your a** down to the nearest A-T-M I had dreams of applying to YCombinator But I told Alexis to f** off ( I'm a hater ) When I apply open-source, son it ain't even funny I'm about to stick Tim Draper for some of that Bitcoin money Coinbase? i could take your servers everytime Have you sweating, asking Mark Karpelès, can I borrow a dime? Since these Ycomb people seem to all be fam I'll put my gun to Sam Altman tell him, "Tell your man" bu*tercoin haha, well at least you scammed them, I mean damn The only excuse for being broke is having no funds Ya can't run, a company with none Hack Ripple, but that'd be a waste of time Centralized currency, its always theirs, not mine I'd follow Marc Andreessen for four blocks with no reason Plotting to get Netscape money, yo son stop teasing What, Oculus sold to Facebook, got 2 billion in bank You don't want me to knock on your door with metasploit, thanks! I'll manhandle Zuckerberg like "dope, get on the ground!” You can't steal from the twins no more, where you gonna get your ideas from now? I been scheming on Facebook and Google since they found me G HR don't pull that recruit ( bullsh** ) on me I'm a cracker ( nah not for real son I'm sick ) I'm about to drop a memory stick in the parking lot they'll pick it up quick Right now I'm venting and when I get like this I don't think I'll beat Peter Thiel in chess, and make his island sink Rob Reid Hoff without a gun, grab his laptop and run Dude weighs 400 pounds, how he gonna catch me son? [Hook: The Maddest Hacker] x2 This ain't serious Being broke will make you delirious So we hack and crack to get something to eat Marak? how it feel to rob an industry vc? [Verse 2: The Maddest Hacker] I'll catch Ashton Kutcher and Sean Parker up in the club Maybe they'll give me money, if I give them some d** I'll run up on Elon Musk with a remote and be like guess whats next? You give me the cash or I'll crash a space-x I figured it out, people been hacking Bill Gates before That's why he don't wanna be an investor no more My attitude was Steve Ballmer, you could be my new creditor But all he would say was DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS H. D. Moore wanna get down? well you tell homie But I'm on that solo-founder, I do my sploits all by my lonely I should hack into Uber, man, their sh** did well I wanted to hack Sam Lessin, but his sh** ain't sell I hit Sand Hill, take VCs' ( laptops ) and leave Catch Dave McClure, break his gla**es so he can't read Tell Naval give me the Angel list money before I crash your site Get every syndicate to invest ( allright ) Howard Cox, at Greylock, I would not touch any day I'd get water-boarded by the CIA I'm a keep sticking VCs until I'm picked up Or i'ma hack their systems like i'm ‘Marty' Bishop Ron Conway give 600k to me I got more influence in the city than Edwin M. Lee I caught Larry Page riding on his private plane I told him I wanted it all ( My Markov chain! ) Did you ever think that you would be this rich? Did you ever think that your portfolio would have these blips? Did you ever think that I'd hack your line? And download your sh** just like it's mine? I'ma keep ( redacted ) VCs, its my new hob Rob Xerox like I'm the new Steve Jobs Fundersclub? I got a crowd sourced mob Yo I'm hungry for real, I'm about to hack Mark cuban That dude still eating with the Mavericks still losing When i stick First Round, I'll make them look so silly yo Like the people dancing in their stupid videos Is you feeling me? Well then bump through your speakers! As I stomp on VCs wearing Phin Barnes sneakers