The Mad Conductor - Porchmen lyrics

I keep my clothes in a casket I sleep on a mattress The only suitcase that I own is a basket I talk politics with unruly Chinamen I like my water a third oxyen and two parts hydrogen I'm on a mission I don't got no time to be talkin' about my shoes The fresh white ones with the black and red stripes Hey yo I drop mics like a scratch of head lice Not once in my life Yeah I fixed the poles with the monkey wrench Foul emcees gettin kicked off the johnny bench If they're around usin' secret identities These clad beast emcees are my enemies Me I might take a trip to Danbury, Connecticut And eat cranberries just for the heck of it cuz Yeah I stay in like candy dots cuz everything I got's Organized like annie pots I sleep outside and get abducted illegal aliens I eat Mexican food made by authentic Mexicans MC Liberated Ireland I'm never virulent Because I ate a billion B vitamins and now I got a complex I leave slews of clues for emcees with no contacts in the Adirondacks A whole handful of metal thumbtacks Couldn't pin me down and that's a fact So ask Egon how I traveled beyond 96 eons in a paintless neon My brain's got channels like Cobain had flannels The train had vandals and windows with panes that been stained got panels I bought the book on how to interpret my dreams