The Mad Conductor - Nairobi lyrics

When I come through everything floats Sell your bike and get yourself a boat I aint no clown and I won't pa** Youll surely drown if you have no raft You're like doonesbury you make me laugh Thinkin' you can escape my watery wrath Head for the hills i'm a bada** hurricane Topplin' towns huntin out MCs for gobblin' down I show no mercy I ate and regurgitated new jersey Headed out west crushed California Too bad your governator didn't warn ya I tumbled New Orleans then I felt regret Cause they had the best gumbo that I tasted yet Flooded Mississippi you know that you can't diss me You're in a soggy state like my rice crispies Engulf your islands of staten and long Now a jet-ski is the best way to a Met's game Yeah, ill even douche penn's woods With my breakbeat downpour And microphone floods No machines, forget about chemicals Enter the ring, earth vs. animals Mind over matter in a heavy weight cla** Our elemental make-up is identically matched But we hate each other It seems no solution She gives us a quake so we give her pollution She retaliates with a tidal wave Her face'll get paved Don't play with us homegirl We're wicked in the domebone Getting sick on your surface Cuttin' holes in your o-zone Don't get me wrong I am no radical hippy Life is war and you cannot avoid it We'll rock your world just like mc Kinney Down to the core Then we will destroy it Ah, we shouldve kept cool like a porpoise Here comes the plague ya better plug up every orifice I got these pains in my head I think these humans and these dogs interbred they bury bones while I'm sleeping 10,000 naked skeletons, dancing on my ceiling