The Macc Lads - Sweaty Betty lyrics

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples, I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples. Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs, Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath? Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to d**h. I knew that she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her c*nt with my mutton dagger. I couldn't believe the size of her bum, She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born, But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, Sweaty Betty, she's got ma**ive tits, Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina, Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her, She's so obscene, three tons of margarine, She's like a lump of lard But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.