The Macc Lads - Hen Night lyrics

The pub went hush, could hear a f*g drop, A gla** vibrates on the table top. Far away, a worrying sound, The rumble of flesh, from the other side of town. Sup up your beer, collect your f*gs, Before we're hit by flying jam rags, Clattering heels and giggling squeals, They scream, they howl, they hiss, Totter down the cobbles, teeshirts a wobble, It's the hen night on the piss. "We're not fussy who we're shagging, Just get us a rum and black in, We'll shag geordies, we'll shag scousers, Get your c***s out of your trousers" I'm buried beneath giggling flesh. A size fourteen in a size eight dress, Spritzers spilled, cameras flash, Your knee's full of arse, Your 'tache is full of gash, Handbags swinging, drunken singing: "Show us yer knob" and "Gissa kiss", Chippendales then chips and ale, It's the hen night on the piss "We're not fussy who we're shagging, Just get us a rum and black in, We'll shag geordies, we'll shag scousers, Get your c***s out of your trousers" To Fade