The Lucksmiths - William and Mary lyrics

Dear Mary, a letter from the grave You'd better well behave Don't spend more than you save Be careful not to... It's scary - I hope you're sitting down I know how this must sound I'm six feet in the ground But I'll always be around No matter what you do I've got my eye on you No matter what you do I've got my eye on you I'm staring at you each and every day Since I'm an eyeball in a basin Be charitable and chaste And don't put make-up on your face In d**h if not in life We might see eye to eye In d**h if not in life Husband and wife And I'm repeating myself twice And I'm spouting tautologies A dozen red roses and a thousand apologies And thanks a million Love, William