The Lucksmiths - Danielle Steel lyrics

She'd look beautiful in a tea towel But she's dressed up to the nines She's covered herself in make-up But she can't make up her mind She's a damsel in distress She feels a damn fool in this dress She lives alone And I know how she feels She has the mind of Sharon Stone And the heart of Danielle Steel Spends hours in front of the bookcase A beast with two paperbacks in bed She's read them all from go to woe And arranged them from A to Z And you can judge a book by it's cover A kingdom for a horse, a condom for a lover She lives alone And I know how she feels She has the mind of Sharon Stone And the heart of Danielle Steel I understand She's up in arms and down at heel But it's getting out of hand She has the heart of Danielle Steel So take off your horn-rimmed rose-coloured gla**es And shake out your shining hair again Behind every princess, in an ill-fitting pink dress There's a lonely librarian