The Lucksmiths - Birthday Present for Katrina lyrics

Happy birthday dear Katrina We hope you have a lovely day Your father and I are oh so proud In fact there's something he'd like to say We've watched you grow from a beautiful baby into a beautiful girl And as a flower of woman who has blossomed so fresh You mean everything in the world Happy birthday dear Katrina We hope you have a lovely time A few of us guys got together And we bought you a cask of cheap white wine There are 100 people here and you might know half of them And the beer on the carpet won't stain Just get drunk, fall over and embarra** yourself Like you did last Saturday And the one before that You're the apple of my eye You're the core of my life But as the fruit turns sour You throw up and fall down And I sometimes wonder why