The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Life In The Dark Age lyrics

Life in the dark age has you living in scorn Drinking beer in the kitchen out of a horn Evil vs. Medieval Curse to live this life the day you were born Trapped in a basement room for seven long years Molten metal will rise up out of the tears Mortal vs. immortal 14,235 beers Months of empty silence stifle your screams Uninspired wretches living your dreams Anger vs. Headbanger Bound and gagged the mutants travel in teams Zombies live in fear of changing their dance Scared that life will break them out of their trance Human and all too human Lost all hope for this dull race to advance Wretches ma**es they won't see our demise From this dark age hibernation we'll rise Human is all too human In the end they'll cower hearing our cries