The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain lyrics

Turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain Sippin' on a light beer Turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain Sippin' on a light beer My turtleneck fat and my chain so thin And I'm sippin' light beer and my crew right here Chain razor thin, light beer in my cup And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff Huge turtleneck and my chain so skinny Beer light, all night, stand up get dizzy Light, cup, beer, drink, fiz, so, chain, neck, turtle, fat Man I won't say it again Turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain Sippin' on a light beer Turtle neck (check) with another on deck In case I spill something on it (like some light beer, yes) We be braggin' bout who's chain be the thinnest Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimming in a Guinness (Now bear witness) But they can't see my chain, Metal so thin it dissolve when it rain Got more chains than the snow patrol Every one razor thin like an insect stripper pole Turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain Sippin' on a light beer Chain so light when a breeze roll by, man it float, aw man it float And my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost And I also wear turtle necks Sweaters swallowing my chain like it's stuck in the couch Looking like Cookie Monster flossing his mouth Find me coolin' on the corner sippn' light beer foam You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone Turtleneck, light beer and a thin a** chain, n' that's it Turtleneck, light beer and a thin a** chain, n' that's it The rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said f** it, Get my 2 step on, with my turtle neck on Thin a** chain, light beer in my gla** Mackin' at the b**hes, the ones with the a** Girl you know it's true, tell me what it do Oh you like my style, say you like my crew Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best So I guess your dress, no stress, stayin' fresh is my vendetta Imma crook, so my look or my game gon' get her The fatter the puffier, the fluffier, the bigger the turtleneck, The more gangster it is Turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain Sippin' on a light beer Turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain, turtleneck and chain Sippin' on a light beer