The Lonely Island - Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde lyrics

[Rihanna:] You know the system, we have the fire power, and we have each other. You ready? [Ronnie groans] [Rihanna:] Yeah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay We at it again, everybody now Hands in the air, it's a stick up, stick up no funny business or you get lit up, lit up You test I (I), you gon' die (die) And at your funeral ya mama gon' cry So customers kiss the floor, floor And clerks open cash drawers slow, slow If you don't wanna end up dead You'll do everything Shy Ronnie says Tell 'em, Ronnie! [Ronnie murmurs] hey its shy Ronnie now you down on the floor I'm getting changed in my bag in the back of the store but I'm gonna go and be the best i knew it and s** my dick in the bu*t in the forest but it doesn't matter because we coming for your money ha-haa! [Rihanna:] No one in the bank can hear you Shy Ronnie, use your outside voice We don't have time for this Let's go So stay on the ground it's a stick up, stick up Your wallets and j**els we'll pick up, pick up Unload the cash (cash), move your a** (a**) We gettin' money, tell 'em Shy Ronnie [Ronnie murmurs] now I'm on the scene, shy Ronnie with the heat but uh oh I'm gonna get touched but now I'm gonna tell you why it don't stop and its gonna be a long night s**ing on your gets bo*er ha-HAAA [Rihanna:] Please, please use your words Just imagine that everyone's naked Uh, oh! bo*er alert. He really pictured them naked. [Ronnie:] HA-HAA! [Rihanna:] Why did I think you could do this? Ronnie hostage on the move [gunshot] He shot himself. Why is your gun so small? The police are on their way [Police:] (Come out with your hands up) [Rihanna:] Good luck, Shy Ronnie Bye, bye! [Ronnie:] HA-HAA! Ronnie motherf**er and I'm back from the dead, Brain bored with the murder, so I shot my own leg Don't get the name twisted, cause I'm crazy as sh** I hung a giant a** noose off my giant a** dick [Rihanna:] Aye! I forgot this money And also this guy Come on, we're gonna have s** Too-da-loo! [Ronnie:] And you can hang from it Cause you don't wanna see my real gun Shots to the sky but your face sound real fun! Ronnie!