The Lonely Island - Reba (Two Worlds Collide) lyrics

[ANDY] Oh, its been a long time coming Two of the worlds greatest Americas Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre ([Kenan:] Yeah, yeah, how you doin, Andy?) We bout to take it to the top Hit em, Reba [KENAN] Haters in my face Try to keep me down But you know we keep on shining ([Andy:] Here we go!) Two big stars from opposite worlds Bout to set this track on fire ([Andy:] Yeah, shes the queen of country) Hes a comedy prince Makin something out of nothing ([Andy:] We hooked up in the studio to make this song!) But as usual we ended up f**ing ([Andy:] No doubt!) [ANDY] Flashback to when I first met Reba Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba I said I was a fan, she said groovy Dropped her denim skirt and said, hop to it Made love all night ([Kenan:] More like we f**ed!) Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt But them autographs can wait Cause this is way too strong I cant leave it alone Because her p**ys the bomb [KENAN] Well my p**y is the bomb and thats a fact But these n-words keep on tripping ([Andy:] Okay!) So I stay on my grind and drop these hits Cause I cant go back to stripping (Im Reba!) ([Andy:] Youre my undercover freak) And youre my best friend, but our families dont approve ([Andy:] Thats right cause Im a city boy) And Im a country girl And Ill never leave your sweet balls blue [ANDY] Ay, because a girl like Rebas got just what I need With big, broad shoulders and a red a** weave ([Kenan:] And a penis) Hot damn, she fly All she wanna do is f** me Im a lucky guy ([Kenan:] Im a guy too) My friends think I should dump her They say shes a man who found a wig in a dumpster ([Kenan:] Your friends are smart) Naw, Rebs, theyre just jealous cause Im dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas ([Kenan:] Hanging like my nuts) Word up, theyre just liars They cant believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre [KENAN] Since I came out my mamas bu*t I knew I was destined for greatness I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig And thought, hey brother, Im gon take this ([Andy:] Tell em, Reba!) So I put it right on and took a stroll Right over to 30 Rock ([Andy:] SNL!) I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba And I made him s** my dirty co*k [ANDY] So there you have it Two worlds collide We the new Bonnie and Clyde ([Kenan:] Reba!) From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive For Reba I ride, til the day that we die ([Kenan:] Im Reba!)