The Lonely Island - No Homo lyrics

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The Lonely Island - No Homo lyrics

Dude you're pretty swoll have you been working out? Uh yeah, why are you looking? Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no h*mo. Ohhh no h*mo. Cool When you want to compliment a friend (no h*mo) But you don't want that friendship to end (no h*mo) So tell a dude just how you feel (no h*mo) Say 'no h*mo' so he knows the deal (no h*mo) Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no h*mo) And you know you got the best smile (no h*mo) Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no h*mo) But your looks would make a handsome baby (no h*mo) I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no h*mo) It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no h*mo) Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no h*mo) Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no h*mo) Man I cant decide who wore it best (no h*mo) But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no h*mo) I admit it I'm a fashionista (no h*mo) and I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no h*mo) and yo damn this rose is something special (no h*mo) damn we should goof around and wrestle (no h*mo) lets hit the hot tub and take a dump (no h*mo) we're all friends ain't no room for trunks (no h*mo) Yeah man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no h*mo) Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no h*mo) Yo we should watch this gay p**no tape (no h*mo) but as a joke because we're all straight (no h*mo) man you could wash laundry on those abs (no h*mo) Yo I think girls look good in drag (no h*mo) Hey yo I've been thinking about posing nude (no h*mo) Hey yo I've been thinking about f**in a dude (no h*mo) Or we could 3-way 69 (no h*mo) Or human centipede in a line (no h*mo) Or some docking could be hella fun (no h*mo) Or yeah man I could do this one (no h*mo) Hey yo no h*mo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy and bu*t f** a dude while he 69s Morrissey Yeah no h*mo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece to gave young socrates the illful release Hey no h*mo but today I'm coming out the closet and I scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet those two words have set me free (no h*mo) damn it feels good to be (no h*mo)