The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex lyrics

Sometimes (Oooooh) Something beautiful happens In this world (Akon) You don't know how to Express yourself so (and Lonely Island) You just gotta sing I just had s** And it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put My penis inside of her I just had s** And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-having-s** Ways of the past Have you ever had s**? I have it felt great It felt so good When I did it with my penis A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having s** can make a nice Man out of the meanest Never guess where I just came from I had s** If I had to describe the feeling It was the best When I had the s** Man my penis felt great And I called my parents Right after I was done Oh hey, didn't see you there Guess what I just did? Had s**, undressed Saw her b**bies and the rest Was sure nice of her to let you Do that thing Nice of any girl ever Now sing I just had s** And it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put My penis inside of her I wanna tell the world To be honest I'm surprised She even wanted me to do it Doesn't really make sense But man, screw it I ain't one to argue With a good thing She could be my wife That good? The best 30 seconds of my life (My life) I'm so humbled by a girls ability To let me do her Cuz honestly I'd have s** With a pile of manure With that in mind The soft, nice smelling girls better Cuz she let me wear My chain and turtle neck sweater So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far Whether short or tall We wanna thank you all For letting us f** you She kept looking at her watch (Doesn't matter, had s**) But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had s**) I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had s**) She put a bag on my head (Still counts) I just had s** (Sex) And all my dreams came true (Dream came true) So if you had s** in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified To sing with me I just had s** (Everybody sing) And it felt so good (We all had s**) A woman let me put My penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world) I just had s** And I'll never go back (No no no) To the not-having-s** Days of the past