The Lonely Island - We Need Love lyrics

[Conversation between two men:] Hey, what a great day for a swim. Yeah. Why are you wearing a shirt? Too many hickeys on my neck. Oh. The girl I was with last night scratched my back. So you've also been having s**. Yeah. [Rapping] We need love, not meaningless s**. You've got a round bu*t? We're not impressed. So many girls wanna get in our pants, But we're not who*es. We need romance. Hey girl (girl), you look good. I want you to know that I would - do you. Frequently. Like riding my hog, it's nothing to me. You're wearing a bra, but soon you won't. sponsored links Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don't. When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours. Say "Do I make you horny, baby?" - Austin Powers. My ocean's got motion, but also girth; The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth. I'm a bu*t man and I like b**bs. Put them together, and we like you. I don't care that you're overweight. I see your soul, and you look great. We love all colors, shapes, and sizes, Except Steve's new girlfriend, who's a f**ing s*ut! We need love, not meaningless s**. You've got a round bu*t? We're not impressed. Just two Don Juans looking for amour; It could be you if you're not a who*e. I'm Guy #1, I'll ma**age your back. Or if you prefer, I'll squeeze your rack. If it's your time of the month, I'll call it a night. I'm Guy #2, I don't run red lights. If I was with you, I'd need at least 10 rubbers. Your poo-tang stank, I don't need another lover. I wear condoms too, but when they break, it's bad. Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad. Cause we're the freaks of the industry. You a freak, Guy 1? Oh you got that, G. What about you, Guy 2? Yes. Me. Too. I always get consent before I screw. I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you. Champagne, waterbed, satin covers; There you have it - another satisfied lover [x5] We need love, not meaningless s**. You got a round bu*t? We're not impressed. We're two Ca**anovas, not pieces of meat. But pull down our pants, you'll like what you see.