The Lonely Island - On A Boat lyrics

[Introduction] Aw, sh**, get your towels ready, it's about to go down Everybody in the place, hit the f**ing deck But stay on your motherf**ing toes, we're running this, let's go [Hook] I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me Cause I'm sailing on a boat, I'm on a boat I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherf**ing boat [Bridge] I'm on a boat, motherf**er, take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me, motherf**er, cause I'm on a boat [Verse One] Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, b**h We drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp I've got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh** The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherf**er, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and it's going fast And, I've got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh Get the f** up, this boat is real [Verse Two] f** land, I'm on a boat, motherf**er, f** trees I climb buoys, motherf**er, I'm on the deck with my boys Motherf**er, this boat engine make noise, motherf**er Hey ma, if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett, 'Anything is possible' Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road, Poseidon Look at me, oh, never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way, believe me when I say 'I f**ed a mermaid' [Bridge] I'm on a boat, motherf**er, take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me, motherf**er, cause I'm on a boat