The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap lyrics

[Interview #1] [I] We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman [N] Hello [I] So, Natalie, what's a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? [N] Do you really want to know? [I] Please, tell us [Natalie Portman] I don't sleep, motherf**er, off that 'gnac and the bourbon Doing 120 getting head while I'm swerving (Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick) Yo, shut the f** up and s** my dick I bust in dudes' mouths like gushers motherf**er Pull up on NBC and smack the sh** outta Jeff Zucker What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!) What you need Natalie? (To f** all night!) Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue Put my foot down your throat 'til your sh**'s in my shoe Leave you screaming, pay for my dry-cleaning f** your man it's my name that he's screaming! [Interview #2] [I] I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? [N] I never said that I was a role model [I] But what about the kids that look up to you? [I] Do you have a message for them? [Natalie Portman] All the kids looking up to me can s** my dick It's Portman motherf**er, drink 'til I'm sick Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die And all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you (We love you Natalie!) I wanna f** you too! (P!) It's for Portman! (P!) It's for p**y! I'll k** your f**ing dog for fun, so don't push me [Interview #3] [I] Wow Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate? [N] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me [I] Really? Such as?.. [Natalie Portman] When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday I cheated every test and snorted all the yay I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes I sit right down on your face and take a sh** [The Lonely Island] Natalie, you are a bad a** b**h (hell yeah!) And I always pay for your dry-cleaning When my sh** gets in your shoe (What!) And as for the drug use Well, I can't vouch for that, My dick is scared of you (ooh) [Outro] [I] Okie doke. Natalie, one final question [I] If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it? [N] No more questions [N] What!