The Lonely Island - Iran So Far lyrics

They say true love only comes once in a lifetime and even though we're from opposite ends of the earth, my heart tells me you're the one for me. Mahmoud. I remember when it started, saw you on the news, you were hatin' gays, i was eatin' food. but I was feelin' you, and even though I disagreed with almost everythin' you said you ain't wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me, Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me. Mahmoud, you make my heart beat right out of my chest my mind says no, but my body says yes Nuclear threat, the only threat I see is the threat of you not comin' home with me Our love for each other's like when atoms collide Can't express how I feel Ay yo Adam let's ride And Iran, Iran so far away It's your home, but in my heart you'll stay He ran, for the president of Iran we ran together to a tropical island my Man, Mahmoud is known for rilin' smiling, if he can still do it then I can they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin' You can be the port that I park my vessel in So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me with your sleepy brown eyes, bu*ter pecan thighs And your hairy bu*t ... Yeah. And Iran, Iran so far away come home, and in my arms you'll stay Used to look at the stars and dream round the world same stars were seen And a twinkle in your eyes, Mahmoud Talk smooth to me, without a tie your pants high waisted, damn so fly We can take a trip to the animal zoo and laugh at all the funny things that animals do Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin' boo hope you look in my eyes and say I'm trippin' too you say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do you should know by know, it's you And Iran, Iran so far away It's your home, but in my heart you'll stay You're crazy for this one Mahmoud you can deny the holocaust all you want but you can't deny that there's something between us I know you say there's no gays in Iran but you're in New York now, baby it's time to stop hiding, and start living.