The Lonely Island - Reba lyrics

Oh! Its been a long time coming. Two of the worlds greatest. Americas sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire. (Yeah, yeah. How ya doing Andy?) Were about to take it to the top. (Hoo hoo hoo hoo.) Hit em Reba. Haters in my face trying to keep me down But you know we keep on shinin. (Here we go!) Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds Bout to set this track on fire. (Yeah!) Shes the queen of country Hes the comedy prince Making something out of nothing. (Ha ha!) We hooked up in the studio to make this song. But as usual we ended up f**ing. (No doubt.) Flash back to when I first met Reba Sitcom dressing room, puffing on Cheeba Said I was a fan, she said prove it Dropped her denim skirt and said, hop to it. Made love all night. (More like we f**ed.) Kids banging on the door trying to interrupt But them autographs can wait, cuz this is way too strong I cant leave it alone, because her p**y's the bomb. Well my p**y is the bomb and that's a fact But these N words keep on trippin'(OK) So I stay on my prime and drop these hits Cuz I cant go back to stripping (I'm Reba!) You're my undercover freak And your my best friend, but our families don't approve. That's right, cuz I'm a city boy And I'm a country girl, and I'll never leave your sweet balls blue. That's because a girl like Reba got just what I need With big broad shoulders and a red a** weave (And a penis.) Hot damn, she fly. All she wanna do is bump me I'm a lucky guy (I'm a guy too) My friends think I should dump her They say shes a man who found a wig in a dumpster. (Your friends are smart.) Nah, Rebes, they're just jealous Cuz I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas. (Hanging like my nuts.) Word up. They're just liars. They cant believe I can pull Reba McEntire. Ever since I came out of my mamas bu*t I knew I was destined for greatness. (Yeah!) I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig And thought, hey brother, I'm gonna take this. (Tell em, Reba!) So I put it right on and took a stroll Right over to 30 Rock (SNL!) I saw Andy Sandberg and he thought I was Reba And I made him s** my dirty co*k. So there you have it Two worlds collide Were the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba.) From haystacks to maybachs our love will survive For Reba Ill ride til the day that we die.