The Lonely Island - Back in the Day lyrics

[Intro] All the city, chilling on the stoop in the future! [Gorgon 2] You said it space friend! [Gorgon 1] Boy I tell you, things these days move too fast Makes me want to crack wise about how it was back in the day! Yo' Homeless Robot! Drop a stoopy a** beatbox! [Homeless Robot] sh** is not going well for Homeless Robot, two, three, four [Gorgons] Before a best-seller meant directors went interstellar Before the impeccable smeller Before they banned Old Yeller In the wake of the presidential dog f**ing scandal When astronauts rocked the sports sandals They didn't have expandable mandibles And granules of Jack Daniels didn't heal the wounds of animals When botanicals still weren't a biological weapon In the war with the tarantulas! Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy But now we go back and re-rap to make it sound repeaty! Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy- Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy Now we change history like the feat is measly! Sarcs these days don't know how good they have it! We used to have plutonium in our jet-packets We had to take the super two before it had hyperdrive Make me wanna holler! Ha! But we're still alive! [Outro] [Gorgon 2] You tell em Gorgon! [Gorgon 1] Thanks Gorgon! [Homeless Robot] Can you guys spare some [?]? [Gorgon 1] Absolutely not! [Gorgon 2] Get a job, robot! [Homeless Robot] Can I crash at your place tonight? [Gorgon 1] You trash can! [Gorgon 2] Get out of here you hunk of junk! [Homeless Robot] Can I crash at your place tonight? [Gorgon 1] No, get out of here! [Gorgon 2] Take it on the road [?]! [Homeless Robot] Sorry, sorry, overstepped my bounds, it's cool, don't worry about me [Gorgon 1] Talk about a malfunction! [Gorgon 2] You old hunk of junk!