The Lonely Island - 100th Digital Short lyrics

Hi. We're the guys who make the SNL Digital Shorts. I'm Andy. I'm Jorma. And I'm Justin Bieber! (Akiva!) Gesundheit. Tonight we're celebrating our 100th short. So come with us, won't you? -Let's Celebrate!- Congratulations! To us, to us Truly a major milestone A celebration! (Yes!) Of us, of us Here's what we're going to do Gonna shake off the cobwebs and limber up And stretch it out and do plenty of Pilates 'Cause tonight, tonight we're gonna s** our own d**ks Wait, what? What? That's disgusting! No, it's not. Hey, look, it's Shy Ronnie and Reba! It's a celebration and we're going to party Y'know we getting naughty Take it Shy Ronnie (mumbling) I'm a dude Ronnie, b**h, and I rip you a** open! We've done the creep and punched people before eating We've done things in our pants that don't bear repeating Tonight, they're gonna s** their own d**k I'm Reba! Excuse I! What is happening? So shoot your laser cats and let the boombox pound Raise up our gla**es and... Throw it on the ground! Alcohol is poison, man! Take it Mahmoud Body Fuzion lady (It aint over) We put our junk in so many places (Like where) Each other's mothers and these floral vases (For sale) And now they're takin' them out of their boxes (Yeah) And puttin' them all up into our Faces (Let's go) Dear Sister ate Lettuce in a Japanese Office Had a Cherry Battle in Slow-mo like Bosses Peyton And Horsen They happen every Saturday Pee-wee hit Anderson Just ask Natalie Yeah I had a baby (What!) But I'm still crazy Show my a** respect But I make that f***ing gravy! Peace! Jonah kissed his dad And Gaga was golden (Tender Roni!) Ridin' on a boat with my man Michael Bolton Jack Sparrow Sergio Tortuga Hey, I've never been in a digital shorts But these white boys are obsessed with d**k Why was I tricked into doing this? I don't endorse this song No no no no no no Yes yes yes I do endorse this song My name is Will Ferrell and I'm s**ing my own dong Cheerleaders, Harry Caray, Jeopardy I pleasure myself Congratulations to me Hey, come on man, this is our thing Three 'Best Of's- count 'em b**h Get out of here Fine! I'll go by my own choice (Take us home now) 100th digital shorts Not-not-not ninety-nine! It was obviously building to this (Hell yeah!) And all of them were written by Lorne (Lorne Michaels) So tonight we're s**ing our own d**k (One hundred times) One f**king hundred times