The Locust - Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear lyrics

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh, the uncle. [Q:] And in more trouble than? [A:] A pregnant nun. So get a hole to hide in or somehide to cover the hole Pig's Christmas parcel arrived basically full of crap and others lil' treats. Awe, that little pig.