The Legendary Trainhoppers - Alcohol lyrics

This is going to be the greatest song ever." Where are you, alcohol? I'm in need of a friend If I wake up sober again It just might be the end You see, I'm helpless And I got nowhere to go You just give me one more sip I'm sure we both will know We're to bargain And dream my life away You always know what's in my head And you know just what to say Don't make me beg But I'm not above it anymore You're too nice and I'll pay a price I just can't ignore Yeah, I can't stand up, I can't fall down I might be better in another town Same old jokes, a new place to drink And man, I still won't have to think About another dollar spent, another day that's lost Another set of friends that I've pissed off Just keep my eyes in front of me And it you do your job, I won't have to see How much I'm down in the dirt How tough it is not to get hurt Well, nothing ever goes my way I never have anything important to say So I ask you just one more time For another chance to be a friend of mine You're half empty, baby, but you're all I've got So let's seal this deal with another shot, oh yeah