The Lancashire Hotpots - Dolby 5.1 lyrics

Well I've always been the first round here To have the latest gadgets And the bestest gear Me tele were the biggest of them all But the bloke who lived next door to me He went and won the lottery He got five numbers and the bloomin' bonus ball He's a jammy sod He were at bingo last week got three lines Well I weren't dead jealous 'cos he blew the lot He invited us round to see what he'd got And when I popped in me jaw it hit the floor He had so much stuff it made me one to vomit It looked like he'd gone and ram raided Comet I went into his house and this is what I saw He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1 He had a stereo that were Bang & Olufsen His satellite was Sky HD Every room had a PS3 He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1 Without a word of a lie I'm telling the truth Even his fridge had Bluetooth It were wi-fi this and hard disk Blu-ray that He had a lobster phone And it were fab He could watch Jeremy Kyle sat on the lav I'm suprised he didn't wi-fi up the cat (Miaow!) It's a bit, It's a bit too far to be honest Technologies taking over! Well his bedroom had a projection TV It were like home electronics hour on QVC He'll buy out now just because he can I say's I've never seen one of them before He said don't spread it around but that's a Playstation 4 They're hard to get hold of but (click) I know a bloke in Japan He's from the East! He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1 He had a stereo that were Bang & Olufsen His satellite was Sky HD Every room had a PS3 He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1 Come on kids here we go get it up KIDS: He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1 He had a stereo that were Bang & Olufsen His satellite was Sky HD Every room had a PS3 He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1 BACKGROUND: Sing for your supper it's rice pudding tonight Spoon of jam in the middle Goes pink when you stir it Beautiful Hypnotic Go on kids give it to em Sing for your grandad He'll hear you He's only in the care home down the road!