The Kingston Trio - The Tattooed Lady lyrics

Oh, we came to town to see That old tattooed lady She was a sight to see Tattooed from head to knee My uncle Ned was there He came to gape and stare "I've never" he declared "Seen such a freak so fair!; And on her jaw was the Royal flying corp And on her back was the Union Jack, now could you ask for more? All up and down her spine, were the queen's own guard in line And all around her hips sailed a fleet of battle ships And over her left kidney was a birds-eye view of Sidney But what we liked best was upon her chest Our little home in Waikiki What did you say?