The Kingpins - Dr. Haledjian Got Married lyrics

Remember the guy who solved all the crimes But now things are different, a sign of the times He used to be cool, ahead of the game But now all his nights are the same The k**er's gone free, the blackmailer's back The butler just split with the j**els in a sack So don't count on anyone saving your life That man that we need is home with his wife Dr. Haledjian got married, so don't even bother to call Dr. Haledjian got married, now he won't leave his house at all So if you need a helping hand There's just one thing you gotta understand Now that he's got a wedding band Dr. H is a different man The chamber maid's screaming, the Duchess is dead The cook's in the kitchen, but missing a head We need a hero, a superior mind But Dr. H won't even pick up the line Remember the painting that hung by the stairs It's missing for days, but nobody cares I don't think this madness is gonna end soon Dr. H just left on his honeymoon