The Key Of Awesome - Ducked Up Lips lyrics

Rachel was the prom queen She moved to Hollywood to follow her dream Of banging Jake Gyllenhal Spends the day fixating on her minor flaws She plans to take an acting cla** But first she gets a**, lip, and cheek implants She wishes she could get back All the money she paid For them to jack up her face Hollywood chicks with their Puffed up lips Got your eye lids done now you look Asian Hollywood chicks with their beach ball tits Getting chopped up and tucked Your lips look like a duck bill Hollywood chicks don't know when to quit It's an addiction Look at Meg Ryan Who is giving chicks all these Ducked up lips? Well I guess it must be Dr. Asian Duck First I make you feel bad But like a bellboy I take care of your bags Stretch your face and fix your rack I may be a duck, but I ain't no quack You come in here with normal eye You leave with a looking like the Bride of Frankenstein If you want to look like me I can duck up your face for a nominal fee All of Hollywood look a just like me Make me laugh so hard Here, you take my card All my patients will have to pay my bill When they get duck bills Plastered to their grill {quack quack quackquackquack} {quack quack quack quack quack} {quack quack quack quack quack} {quack quackquackquack quack.}