The Key Of Awesome - Call Me Maybe Parody lyrics

[CARLY] We met last night at the club You told me you were in love Came home and smushed in the tub And now you're in my yard Woke up and saw you were gone Your running across my lawn without your pants or shoes on Here comes my St. Bernard Vodka was flowin' bu*t cleavage was showin' Your mind I was blowin' Man we were so freaking wasted Tag, you're my boyfriend. My name is Carly But all my doctors, just call me "crazy" I made you poptarts with extra gravy But I'm a call girl, you have to pay me! Psych, I'm just kidding. Aren't I crazy Let's watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately And all the other boys try to taaaaaze me The doors are locked now. You can't escape me. C'mon lets do s** again I want to be more than friends Look how far my legs can bend [KLUK] I'm sorry I can't stay Look I don't mean to be rude But, I don't think that we screwed [CARLY] I've got the pictures to prove it Hey don't look away You're my one and only That's what my dog told me But, don't think you own me Now lets sacrifice some chickens I've got some hand cuffs Feel free to spank me But here's the safe word It's "call me maybe" [CARLY] Hey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate me [KLUK] They don't look like they're really playing [CARLY] Crap that's my husband he's in the navy He's gonna to k** you. He's also crazy. [MANŽEL] I'm gonna k** you cus that's my "laaaady" What's going on here? [CARLY] He tried to rape me [MANŽEL] When people try to rape "my wife" it makes me so mad. It makes me feel bad I'm gonna kick your a** Come to think of it my wife is just guy in drag I need a real man So call me maybe