The Key Of Awesome - Bieber Fever lyrics

[Verse 1: Justin Bieber] Hey yo' it's me again, I'm everywhere And I'm still rocking, lesbian hair I'm on your TV, I'm on your pho-one I declare this world a Bieber Zone I'm made of cupcakes, ice-cream and flowers Young girls are helpless, to my dark powers They can't stop screaming, they don't know why They pee their pants and then they fall down and cry [Hook: Justin Bieber] All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever They love me like MILFs love Derek Jeter I've got them dribbling like golden retrievers They all bow down to me 'cause I cam their leader [Verse 2: Scientist, Jasper, Chet] [Scientist] It starts with screaming, then OMGing Followed by weeping, and lots of tweeting Once they're infected, they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain [Jasper] I hate this pop crap, I love to rock He's worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block [Chet] He ain't so bad, he could be worse I think I love him [Jasper] Hey, I saw him first [Hook: Scientist] If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber Fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver [Reporter] Can adults catch Bieber Fever? [Scientist] Yes, but it's mostly single moms and substitute teachers [Verse 3: Lil' Wayne] Weezy F. baby and you know that I'm paid I don't want to drink no Bieber Kool aid I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba I'm way too gangsta for Justin Bieber I really don't want to do a duet This little motherf**er's gonna ruin my rep Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie It's the hip-hop version of jury duty I'll never sell out 'cause I'm little Wheezy But I'm feeling light-headed and a little queasy Wanna carry you around up on my shoulders And tattoo your name up on my shoulders You can be my little caucasian brother When we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher I got a baby mama but I wanna leave her 'Cause I got a bad case of the Bieber Fever [Hook] Bieber Bieber Fever Now the whole planets got Bieber Fever The streets will run red with the blood of the non-believers There's no defence against Bieber Fever [Lil' Wayne] Bieberback, Bieberback, Bieberback ribs Yummy