The Key Of Awesome - Afraid lyrics

Damn. It's really bright up here I guess I shoulda brought some sungla**es if I knew we were shooting a Video outside Some of you out there might be up on your rooftop talking to yourself too But you ain't famous rappers so no one cares Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I read 'em Ha! Too bad I have them memorized I don't even need 'em Yeah I still got h*mophobic lines, but you can't get upset, cuz that f*g Elton John and I once did a duet To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life I'll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsal Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the 3rd person His rapping is hilarious or completely serious and if you make fun of him Then he will get freaking furious Cuz he can dish it out but he just can't take it Like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it Whose this dude looking at me? He looks just like me He's stalking, mocking me. I think he wants to fight me Ow! I tried to hit the man but I broke my hand and then he ran Must have been a crazed fab. Damn there he is again! I'm not afraid. To throw a chair It was from ikea. So I don't care I'm bumping into people on the street I'm wearing Shape-ups on my feet I'm just like you. I've been there too I'm rich and famous so I take it back it's not true It was my decision to do d**. I did it for fun But now I'm done, now I'll get back to making puns about Kim Kardashian and Her two-ton buns of fun So gargantuan that they block out the sun I'm the world's greatest rapper a fact that's undisputed But for some reason I act like I'm persecuted If you think I'm a turkey, well then you can just stuff it I'm the only mc to have a beef with a puppet I could rap about Afghanistan, Iraq or bp But I'd rather make fun of some minor celebrities Here's a list of people that I'd like to impeach Patricia Hayden, Will Aden, Ruben Studderd and Screech But I won't this Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain't fun They're both really nice and they ain't hurt no one Screw Micheal J. Fox cuz he shakes when he walks Aren't you glad that I'm back to get this message across? I'm not afraid. To get really pissed And all my critics, they hardly exist I'm such a whinny baby. I keep complaining I'm rich as hell, my records sell I'm such an a** but I'll get a pa** People love me cuz I can rhyme words really fast