The juice media - Osamacide! lyrics

There's a lot of misinformation floating around about the operation that k**ed Osama bin Laden - so we will set the record straight this evening Robert Foster: Hello, and welcome to the show This is rap news with that Juice it's essential to know And while churnalists claim to be first with the news We prefer to learn, discern, and turn up first with the truth So, without further ado, we're starting by charting The alleged last gasp of Osama Bin Laden We ask the tough question most pundits are dodging What happened in Abbottabad on that morning? And joining us, regular guests on the news feed The Pentagon's General Baxter - and Terrence Moonseed Gentlemen, welcome. We'll begin with you, General How's the general atmosphere there at the Pentagon? General Baxter: Incredible, this is just an enviable victory The USA has made an indelible entry in history A decade since nine eleven we found bin Laden And got justice for the 3000 Americans that died then His crime and infamy have been erased and healed Framed and sealed thanks to the bravery of the US Navy Seals Way to k**! Robert Foster: Tell us how it went down, the actual sequence General Baxter: SEAL team six hit the compound, it was battle stations They found Osama armed with a Muslamic raygun Shot him in the face and ... What's that, no raygun? Uh, well, then he used his wife as a human shield and ... What , that didn't happen either? Ok, well then they shot him and took pic... ... Took no pictures... And buried him according to Muslamic scriptures In the ... Sea?! Yes in the ...sea Uh, and the President was or was not watching the live feed Robert Foster: An extraterritorial hit?! General Baxter: The world's in our grip Now our jurisdiction extends over all of it So who's next for Shock and Awesome judgement? Amadenijibad? Al Akawi? Assange: we're coming! Robert Foster: Was Osama worth it? General Baxter: Yeah, he was worth it We only lost 6000 more Americans to murk him But I didn't like how we treated his corpse; he's no hero I'd a hanged drawn and quartered him at Ground Zero Where the 19 hijackers... Terrence Moonseed: Lies, Baxter! there were no hijackers It was a demolition, a Reichstag on The twin towers by the twin powers of Bush and Cheney; Bin Laden wasn't in charge of mushing planes in In fact the planes didn't even exist They were blue beam holograms projected to increase the mist Plead the fifth, but thermite dust sits on the curb And Building Seven is evidence that it's so absurd General Baxter: You Internet nerd, Osama did it! Terrence Moonseed: Distrust every word! General Baxter: This is our finest hour, justice has been served Robert Foster: 'Justice', General, that's an interesting word to choose General Baxter: We're a Nation of Laws, what other word would you use? Robert Foster: Assa**ination, slaughter? General Baxter: He's a legitimate military target, a murderer Robert Foster: But what about the precedent set at Nuremberg? General Baxter: Nurem-what? Robert Foster: After the holocaust and six million dead America stayed the hand of vengeance and, instead Nazi leaders were rounded up and... General Baxter: Tortured? Robert Foster: Uh, no... General Baxter: Water boarded? Terrence Moonseed: Hired by NASA Robert Foster: No! brought to Court to be tried for crimes against humanity Then executed General Baxter: What a tragedy Please, eurof*g dont history lesson me! Dont you get it? The true sign of a supremacy Is who gets to decide at each given minute When the rule of law is applied and when it's suspended You can't spell justice without the US and it's Called justice cause it's just us that's justified In judging just cause just wars and just evidence Just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us And end up at the bottom of the ocean like bin Laden Terrence Moonseed: Pfft, Osama isn't dead or if he is, he died in two thousand This thing's rotten! No d**h certificate or public evidence, man He's prolly kicking back on a island on a CIA pension plan General Baxter: Watch it, hippy, or get double tapped like Geronimo Robert Foster: That reminds me: why this codename, Geronimo? Terrence Moonseed: Geronimo!? that's Osama's code name? Let the truth be known This reeks of the Masons and the Skull and Bones It's a secret society of elite Yale students Who stole the skull of the apache chief and they use it In occult dark rituals like pagan Druids Worshipping Satan, Lucifer, Cain and Judas The truth is they're the ones who owned Osama And got the pharaoh plasma to clone Obama They're ruthless, they planned this end game To coincide with the May Day pagan festival of Beltane A fertility ritual with blood sacrifice And Adolph Hitler's suicide dates match precise That's a device to pledge and bow To the true rulers of the earth, and renew the wedding vowsThat's why Obama HAARPooned Japan creating the waves to hit 'em and Prince Reptilian was married to Satan in the form of Kate Middleton I ain't kidding with you when I'm yelling the truth the illuminati's on the throne And that's the real reason they call Osama 'Geronimo'! General Baxter: It's a perfectly good code name, what's wrong with you? Robert Foster: I see many native Americans consider it dishonourable To have their hero, ancestor and leader Associated with terrorism and Al Qaeda It all seems like an appalling error General Baxter: It wasn't an error; this right here is the war on terror And it's a continuation of the nineteenth century Campaign we had to wage to liberate the territory Of the united states from the redskin savages Who also hid in caves and kept on attacking us Because they hated our civilised ways Our Christianity, whiteness and slaves Robert Foster: Weren't the Apache defending their lands from the invasion of whites? General Baxter: They started it, Bob, get your history right Same with Al Qaeda, we didn't pick this fight So, you see, the Geronimo an*logy is tight Robert Foster: Alright, thank you both for your ...interesting views Little wonder there's such confusion in the news When we can scarcely agree on historical narratives Is there any mystery that we live in diverging realities? The tides of amnesia seem to be rising like the oceans Unchecked by ma** media that are steadily corroding More concerned with the rush to make headlines by 5 Than helping us discern the facts from the lies But there's a rival tide, an equal and opposite tur NA yearning to read between official lines that have blurred I'm rea**ured by the many who were plainly disturbed And who questioned the way in which 'justice was served' If it was served, it can be served to us just the same So what brand of justice do we want done in our name? Leaving you now with that thought in your mind Robert Foster for Juice Media, proud to ignore deadlines