The Jokerr - Everybody Wants It lyrics

[Intro] The is the real story, of two whack a** MCs Clamoring for relevance And me dissing the sh** out of them! [Verse 1] Yo, I know exactly what the f** you're trying to do Cryptic You fool no one, I do this sh** I started some sh** with the sole intent to benefit you Now it's why you turn against me all over again, but would you I tried to stage some beef for you to get your shine For your little shock value video you intended but didn't find Instead you done bit the vine that fed you and in the blind Rage lost your mind and crossed the forbidden line You talkin about getting physical The only physical you get is when the doctor is tickling your genitals Don't even talk of appearance You look like an Oompa Loompa from the last Willy Wonka with earrings You're like the rap teletubby and your belly's chubby b**hes will dig your voice but laugh when they discover that you're hella fugly I know you bought the views pugsly, I ain't even mad I mean, well now I feel bad, here, come and hug me [Hook] x2 Look at all the whack rappers trying to play Possum Every, every, everybody wants it with The Jokerr now, awesome Everybody wants a piece, what's it gonna cost them Mother, mother f**ers never seem to wanna exercise caution [Verse 2] Come on Cryptic, I ain't trying to fight you, n***a you're like 5'2" You should put on a pair of green tights, and elf hat and read a haiku You're like Smeagle's long-gone child Getting drunk and lifting up your shirt on leprechauns gone wild And now you're trying to use my age against me, you must be crazy gimpy Wisdom comes with age, maybe you'll catch up to your name eventually Cause as of now you ain't that smart Look at the little angry guppy trying to start sh** with the fat shark You might be David but I ain't Goliath And this ain't gonna be some inspiring Eye of the tiger fight if you try it Who exactly are you trying to make scared When you look like I should win your little a** as a prize at the state fair You're f**ing easy to diss, who let you leave the abyss It's evem funny that you even exist And it's even funnier I'm making you furious Look at the little angry Mexican midget trying to take himself serious [Hook] x2 [Verse 3] Who exactly the f** did you think you was talking about when you opened your mouth What were you hoping would sprout, why would you doubt what you both know I'm about Hard Target what the f** are you doing rapping? You look like a forty something ex-biker who just got through at Atkins I can't believe it, it's the rapping Jesus I ain't never seen a whiter rapper, you should change your name to Casper's Penis And quit rap before you get dissed in the worst way Ain't you got rehearsal for your next Easter Church play You try injecting yourself into situations That got nothing to do with you, desperate to win some patrons From my fan base, well here, I'll allow you to meet them Cause even if you get their attention, you ain't got the talent to keep them I'll leave your dreams torn You couldn't spit something sick if Cryptic Wisdom let you lick his bu*t clean for him Go start a f**ing drum circle bum hippy Then you and Cryptic go hug each other and tongue gently homie [Hook] x4 [Outro] Got this little, Gulliver's Travels putian a** f**in two foot a** gremlin rapper trying to diss me And then a Jesse James a** 1965 haircut a** Hippy rapper tries to jump in on the action n***a go donate your hair to cancer center or something Don't come around here trying starting sh** You should've known better, both of you guys should've known beter