The Jokerr - One Man Army lyrics

[Intro] Yo, aight. Yo, aight. Yo, aight. Yo, aight. You think this beat'll lose respect for me? Go ahead and push the dislike bu*ton, because I seriously, honestly, from the bottom of my heart, don't give a sh** [Verse 1] ‘My name is the Missing Link and this is how I rap It's 1991 and I'm skipping on the track Every single bar sounds exactly the same I learned from the Beastie Boys and haven't seen the change All I really have is an image and a dream I'm a little insecure, so I like to rep my team But my leader is a p**y and he doesn't wanna drop' Oh man stop You know I drop the kinda sh** that makes motherf**er's heads run Mess with the jester and you're bound to get your beds rough Thinking i'ma quit because f*ggots make threats? Nah Its all day with me just exactly as I said And if I wanna keep it going, that's what it does I'm the prosecuting attorney the jury and the judge I make the call Make it raw Yo about to take the fall You want it? You got it motherf**ers let's get it on “My name is Claas and I rap really intense I've had a bad identity crisis ever since I first realized that I was interracial and hence I try my hardest to fit in with different groups of friends I be like (Hey whaddup n***a) with the ones that are black Then go back to my white friends like (Dude hop on this track) I'm a f**ing mistake I don't know how to act” “Hey Claas at least you can say n***a when you rap It's okay man I'm white, I don't even like it Your horrorcore's Barack Obama I can be your Biden You can get away with saying whatever you want Look at me; I'm a fat ugly suburbanite c*nt With a douchebag beard and a stupid f**ing name That I ran with because, well nothing better came You could join Chrome Records we got lots of fans. Feel me? Just do some dirt for Grewsum and you're in” “Oh man really? That's exactly what I need, I need to be accepted And you look good; my penis just erected” “It's cool we're all bu*t buddies over here at Chrome We hang out with the sick f**s and well, when in Rome I mean me and Jimmy Don strap our jimmies on f**, pull out, circle jerk and bukake Kenan's mum when he's gone We never judge, we accept you as you are We'll accept your penis too especially when it's hard,” “Oh my gosh that sounds awesome, what dirt do I gotta do?' Well there's this rapper the Jokerr your last girlfriend probably knew Who took a shot at Grew, and well before he thought it through Grew announced that he would swing back but never bothered to So now we gotta go to bat, ‘Alright' Write a couple tracks, ‘Yeah' Post ‘em on his Facebook and force him to react ‘Oh f** yeah I'm down Let's get this f**ing clown Wait what's that sound?' Oh sh** it's Grewsum” [Hook] You're going up against a one-man army! You like me then you got me I'm the One-man army! Do you really want to rumble with the One-man army! You ain't breathing if you step up to the One-man army! Hoo! Hoo! So when I scream, “where my soldiers at, all across the land?” I'm the only motherf**er who needs to raise his hand ‘cause I'm the One-man army! It looks like [?] One-man army! Do you really want to rumble with the One-man army! You ain't breathing if you step up to the One-man army! Hoo! Hoo! So when I scream, “where my soldiers at, all across the land,” I'm the only motherf**er who needs to raise his hand ‘cause I'm the One-man army! It looks like [?] One-man army!