The Jokerr - Because I can lyrics

Artist: The Jokerr Song: Because I Can [Intro: The Jokerr] Hahahah, yeah [Verse 1: The Jokerr] And everybodys waiting for what ima say next Got em all sittin on the edge of they seats, both of they legs flexed Ass cheeks tighter than latex, youd think they had gay s** And were waitin on results from the aids test Look at these rappers wiping they face sweat They know they can't claim sh** if they ain't cyphered with J yet They try to ignore me, but the urge to test me just keeps callin them Like they was tryna evade d**h Im the muhf**in puppet master, ba*tards Rappers dance to my antics and the fans erupt in laughter Im truckin past ya fast, and makin splashes Bigger than gastric bypa** surgery patient's a**es Look, ill knock you out with whichever hand They call me peter pan, cuz ill uppercut you so hard, you'll never land I bring the kind of drama for which you can never plan I just speak how I feel and let it stand, man, they ask me why [Chorus: The Jokerr] Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan [Verse 2: The Jokerr] I operate a bit different than you'd probably surmise b**h ill stab you with a piece of chalk and outline your body with knives Im what the hip hop doctors prescribed But look at all these wack never made it haters tryna propogate lies They probably told you im just tryna be like ICP sh** I see through them two dudes like a five leaf tree They used to be dope and inventive, but now they ain't driven Them clowns been makin cornier sh** than thanksgiving And you mindless juggalo b**hes have the nerve to call me a scam I should backhand you all with a pan And drag you face down and feet first across the beach And pack the space above ya top teeth and each nostril with sand I dont know who the f** you thought that I am But ill roundhouse violent J's pudgy a** off the top of a dam You sign the wackest f**in rappers that you possibly can No wonder why im watchin ya fans flock to my stands, they ask me why [Chorus: The Jokerr] Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan [Verse 3: The Jokerr] Here go the third verse, time to get raw I gotta say somethin funny to keep your attention, vaginas with balls Im like ya favorite rappers all combined, minus their flaws And you can tell by all the dookie streaks linin their drawers They'll see me and be cool and calm, but soon as im gone You can hear em heavy breathing like they have headphones on I keep the heads bangin harder than a deftone song Im like the lyrical version of when secret government tests go wrong So listen, stop b**hin about me dissin rappers Im just tryna elicit laughter at the expense of whoever im gettin after You f*ggots oughta learn, ill just exploit sensitivities And press bu*tons, sit back and watch you squirm Watch, n***a, n***a n***a n***a, black people And uh, bdbdbdbdbdbd, im on ellen, mac lethal? So why do I diss rappers? Im takin hip hop back to WHEN IT DIDN'T INCLUDE THE b*tch FACTOR, THATS WHY!!! [Chorus: The Jokerr] Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan