The Jazz Butcher - Down the Drain lyrics

Well I wish I'd born in a bar I wouldn't have to walk so bloody far I'd peel back my cranium, put my brain in a jar If only I'd been born in a bar And I wish I'd been born on the beach With everything I wanted in my reach I'd date the richest women and s** 'em like a leach If only I'd been born on a beach And I wish I'd been born in the woods And I don't want to be misunderstood I'd rail out all humanity and give it up for good If only I'd been born in the woods And I wish I'd been born up a tree Walking on the ground just not for me I'd build a little shelter, get my foilage for free If only I'd been born up a tree And I wish that I'd been born in Selangore I wish I'd been a tiger even more If I ever got in trouble I would only have to roar So I'd been born in Selangore And I wish I'd been born down the drain 'Tis where I've ended up, all the same Talk to the spiders, that comes out in the rain If I'd been born down the drain ... Or in a bar.